When I agree to go out for coffee with my ex

When the nurse asks if I need a pregnancy test

When my bestie invites her boyfriend over for dinner

When I introduce my friends to underwear night at the gay bar

When I went to a friend’s sex toy party and the rep’s mother is there

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Flawless food logic

When an acquaintance comes over with my friend and starts to criticize my home decor

When it took over an hour for my pedicure

When the Walgreens by my house stops selling my favorite beef jerky

When my friend invites me to go running when I have my period.