When my bestie invites her boyfriend over for dinner

When I introduce my friends to underwear night at the gay bar

When I went to a friend’s sex toy party and the rep’s mother is there


Flawless food logic

When an acquaintance comes over with my friend and starts to criticize my home decor

When it took over an hour for my pedicure

When the Walgreens by my house stops selling my favorite beef jerky

When my friend invites me to go running when I have my period.

How I feel when my friends do nothing but bitch about their relationships

When my co-worker won’t shut up about her 13 year old’s honor roll ceremony